AstroAlchemy: Transits, Transformation & Tarot

  Welcome to April , Ya'll! The universe is serving us a chaotic cocktail of big feelings, unexpected plot twists, and so many cosmic curveballs. If you thought you were done with the past—think again. We’re smack in the middle of a Mercury Retrograde in Pisces (ending April 15th, praise the stars) and a Venus Retrograde dragging us back through the ghosts of lovers and financial mess-ups past. The Sun is blazing in fiery Aries, but our emotions are softer, messier, and moodier than we’d like, thanks to a Cancer Mars and a whole lotta Pisces energy flooding the skies. Basically, the cosmos is doing the emotional equivalent of flipping your mattress and cleaning out all the junk you shoved under the bed. 🌟 Aries to Pisces: Your April Horoscope ♈ Aries: The Healing Firestarter This month has you staring at yourself in the mirror like, "Who even am I right now?" The Sun and wounded healer Chiron are in your sign, forcing you to face old pain and rewrite the narrative....

  Oh honey, you better grab your sunglasses and your sacred journal because March 29th is coming in hot —and not just because the Sun is throwing shade (literally). We’ve got a fiery Solar Eclipse in Aries , and it’s not here to play nice. It’s here to light a cosmic fire under your beautifully aligned ass and dare you to start fresh. What’s the cosmic tea? This solar eclipse is happening in Aries , the zodiac’s fearless trailblazer, headstrong warrior, and full-time “IDGAF” ambassador. Aries energy doesn’t tiptoe—it stomps in, flips tables, and says, “We’re doing this MY way now.” And paired with an eclipse? Baby, that’s a full-blown energetic mic drop from the Universe. What does that mean for you? Expect sudden revelations, bold decisions, and the kind of fresh starts that don’t ask for permission. If you've been clinging to stale situations, toxic connections, or lukewarm dreams—guess what? The Universe is about to deliver your eviction notice from comfort zone headquarter...

Spring Equinox is here, which means we can finally pretend like we’re optimistic about the weather improving. On March 20, 2025, the cosmos flips the switch, balancing day and night like some kind of celestial seesaw. And for those of us in the damp and dreary Pacific Northwest, it’s the annual reminder that, yes, the sun does exist—even if it’s still playing hard to get. Thawing Out: A Guide for PNW Survivors Let’s be real: winter here is just a never-ending gray drizzle with the occasional surprise ice storm to keep things spicy. By now, we’ve all been running on caffeine, seasonal depression, and a faint hope that maybe, just maybe , we’ll see blue sky before July. The equinox marks the turning point where we officially start manifesting warmth, even if we’re still layering hoodies under our raincoats. Spring Cleaning—Not Just for the House People love to talk about spring cleaning like we haven’t all been low-key ignoring the clutter since December. But this equinox? It’s a...

Ahh, Mercury Retrograde, the astrological event that sends shivers down our spines and makes technology, communication, and travel go haywire is back! And this time, it’s strutting into Aries, the fiery, action-driven, no-nonsense sign of the zodiac. If you've been feeling like you're revving your engine but somehow still stuck in neutral , you can thank Mercury, the cosmic trickster, for this celestial rollercoaster ride. 🎢✨ Between March 15 and April 7, 2025 , we can expect impulsive energy, short tempers, tech meltdowns, and a few familiar ghosts from the past knocking at our doors . But don’t worry, while Mercury Retrograde has a reputation for being a pain, it’s actually an opportunity to pause, reflect, and redirect . So, let’s break down what this means for you and how to not just survive but thrive during this cosmic chaos. 🔥 Mercury Retrograde in Aries: What to Expect 1. Impulse Control? Not So Much. 🚀 Aries is the zodiac’s boldest and most impatient sign. Th...

  🌿✨As we step into March , the energy shifts, bringing a mix of renewal and release . This month holds the promise of transformation —a time to align with our truth, embrace change, and trust in the divine flow of life. Let’s dive into the Tarot reading for the collective and see what messages are guiding us forward. 🌿✨ 🔥 Overall Energy: The Tower 🏰⚡ & The Star 🌟 March kicks off with a jolt — The Tower reminds us that sometimes, things need to fall apart to make space for something better . If you’ve been holding onto old patterns, relationships, or beliefs that no longer serve you, expect the universe to give you a nudge (or a full-on shove) to let go. While change can feel unsettling, trust that it’s happening for your highest good . Thankfully, The Star follows, bringing healing, hope, and a fresh perspective . This card urges us to trust in the bigger picture , even when we can’t yet see the final outcome. You’re being guided to step into your authentic...

March 2025 Horoscope: A Month of Bold Breakthroughs & Deep Healing 🔥✨ March arrives with an electrifying mix of fire and water energy, urging us to take bold action while navigating deep emotional currents. With Mercury charging into Aries , Venus retrograde in Aries , and a mystical Pisces Sun-Saturn-Neptune trio , we’re straddling the line between impulsive action and spiritual surrender. Hold on tight, because this month is about radical shifts, karmic reckonings, and unexpected twists of fate! Let’s dive into what the cosmos has in store for us. 🚀🔮 ♈ Aries (March 21 - April 19) 🔥 Rebirth & Reckoning Mercury enters your sign, sharpening your wit and fueling your ambition—but with Venus retrograde , old relationships, self-worth wounds, and unresolved desires rise from the ashes. Are you chasing what you truly want or settling for what’s convenient? Mars in Cancer nudges you to nurture yourself as fiercely as you chase your dreams. Reflection leads to reinventio...