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🌀 WTF Is Going On in the Cosmos?

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  A Mid-July 2025 Survival Guide from The Astro Alchemist Let me guess…you’ve been riding the emotional equivalent of a Tilt-a-Whirl blindfolded. One minute you’re grounding into your purpose, sipping your tea like a serene little soul goddess, and the next you’re rage-crying into your journal, wondering if everyone’s secretly plotting against you. (Just me? Didn’t think so.) So what’s going on in the cosmos?  Let’s just say: it’s a lot. 🌊 Retrogrades Are Running the Show We’ve entered what I lovingly call Retrograde Soup—a boiling pot of internal reckoning served with a side of delayed emails and existential dread. Neptune retrograde in Aries is making us second-guess our vision, our boundaries, and maybe even our grip on reality. Things feel foggy—but not in a cute mystical way. More like, “Is this intuition or am I spiraling?” The answer? Both. Saturn retrograde in Aries is dragging us through some serious self-leadership boot camp. Old wounds around identity,...

🔮 Your Cosmic Compass: Horoscopes for All 12 Signs July

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  As the Sun cozies up at 12° Cancer and the Moon glamorously lounges at 24° Libra, this sky is giving emotional honesty and drama queen finesse. Mercury in Leo is loud, proud, and saying the quiet part out loud—while Mars in Virgo wants receipts, spreadsheets, and clean counters. Meanwhile, Venus and Uranus both at 29° Taurus scream “plot twist in your love life” louder than a telenovela finale. Here’s what the stars are whispering (or shouting) to each sign: ♈ Aries: Rebranding Your Soft Side That Moon-Sun square has your home and relationship zones clashing harder than your favorite playlist vs. your partner’s. With Saturn and Neptune in your sign, you’re not just learning boundaries—you’re practically teaching a class. Mars is making you hustle behind the scenes. Get things in order now so your glow-up later is divine and drama-free. 💌 Cosmic Clue: That emotional itch you’re feeling? Scratch it with therapy, journaling, or a solo dance party. (Or all three.) ♉...