August Horoscope: Theme: “Cosmic Fireworks, Retrograde Riddles, and Destiny Twists”
August arrives like a glitter cannon in the cosmos. The Sun is lounging at 12° Leo, demanding we step into our spotlight, while the Moon in Sagittarius at 22° is already planning a spontaneous road trip (probably without telling anyone). Mercury has decided to moonwalk in Leo, so expect dramatic miscommunications and texts that sound spicier than you intended. Venus and Jupiter are both in Cancer, giving the collective a soft, nurturing, yet clingy vibe—like we all just want someone to feed us soup and tell us we’re pretty. Meanwhile, Mars is power-cleaning in late Virgo, Saturn is retrograde in Aries questioning if we even deserve that new beginning, and Pluto retrograde in Aquarius is tearing down the fake friend list we didn’t know we had. Add Uranus in baby Gemini and Neptune retro in Aries, and the cosmic mood feels like “reality is optional, but chaos is not.” Let’s see how this plays out for each sign: Aries You’re fueled by fire this month, thanks to Saturn and Neptu...